Funny Pro Gun Sayings

Article Posted: May 22, 2014

Funny Pro Gun Slogans

We've all heard or read some pretty funny and memorable pro-gun quotes, we thought it would be fun to put together a list of the best ones we could find. Any of these would make great bumper stickers or t-shirts. Please comment at the bottom of the article and leave your own. If it's funny we'll add it to the list!

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Top Funny Pro Gun Slogans/Sayings

  • Keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you want to destroy something.
  • Gun control means using both hands.
  • Why do you carry a .45? Because they don't make a .46
  • If guns cause crime then all of mine are defective.
  • I carry a small gun to compensate for my huge pecker.
  • If you're not willing to defend your life while you're still alive, don't come crying on my shoulder when you end up dead.
  • Don't run from a sniper, you'll just die tired.
  • Happiness is a warm gun!
  • A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
  • I carry a 1911 because i cant fit a cop in my pocket.
  • Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again.
  • You'll have a blast trying to rob me!
  • Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle. (bumper sticker)
  • I miss my ex but my aim is improving.
  • Keep honking im reloading (bumper sticker)
  • Why press 911...when you could squeeze 9mm.
  • No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.
  • When the reporter asked the sniper " what do you feel after shooting someone?" the sniper replied " recoil ".
  • Guns defend people against people with smaller guns. Y'all call me a paranoid gun-nut now, but we all know who you're going to be running to for help when the zombies show up.
  • When in Doubt, Empty the Magazine
  • Happiness Is a Belt-Fed Weapon
  • An armed man is a Citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
  • Glock: The original point and click interface.
  • Gun Control is not about guns; it's about control.
  • Those who trade Liberty for security have neither.
  • What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
  • The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
  • If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
  • Keep guns out of the hands of criminals, buy them for yourself.
  • This house guarded by Smith and Wesson (suggested by bh196181)
  • Q: Why do you carry a gun-- what are you so afraid of? A: Nothing. (suggested by gregabellum)
  • Better to have one and not need it, than to need one and not have it.(suggested by gregabellum)
  • Free body piercing courtesy of Stum Ruger (suggested by oldwestman)
  • I believe in GUN CONTROL. Six rounds in a three inch bulls eye at forty yards is damn good gun control. (suggested by Mr_ John)
  • A gun and a parachute are somewhat alike - if you need one and don't have one,youll never need one again. (suggested by halfwayhome)
  • SMILE, WAIT FOR FLASH (suggested by Powhatan10)
  • Want to take my gun, ...... sure let me unload it first. (suggested by Powhatan10)
  • I like the original wireless home protection much better. (TammyJoJones)
  • If you know how many guns you own-you don't have enough! (suggested by halfwayhome)
  • Who has the best reaction time, you and your 1911 or the 911 operator. (suggested by TomWilliams2)
  • Intruders found here at night will be found here in the morning.(suggested by Usadisvet)
  • I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.(suggested by Usadisvet)
  • Never forget, as constitutional freedoms go, the 2nd protects the first.(suggested by Usadisvet)
  • I spread diplomacy 63gr at a time. (from my army days / suggested by Usadisvet)

What's your favorite pro-gun saying? Please comment below and let us know!

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